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Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you
out Saturday night. Please write. POB 81
Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for eight
days. Who knows? POB 43.
Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbos candles,
celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs.
Religion not important. POB 658
Orthodox woman with get, seeks man who got get, or can get get. Get it? I'll
show you mine, if you show me yours. POB 72
Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av, Taanis Esther,
Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar B'Tammuz. Seeks companion for living
life in the "fast" lane.
Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman. POB 43.
Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. POB 74
Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.
Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks
mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56.
Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my
independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it. POB 435.
Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles,
havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker.
Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for
American-born woman who speaks English very good.
80-year-old bubbe, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under 35.
Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I?
I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to. Share your
innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your
insecurities. No fatties, please.
Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for
girl whose father will hire me.
Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion
70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK. POB 77
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RECOMMENDED READING
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The HAUNTED SMILE: The Story of
Jewish Comedians in America
by: Lawrence
J. Epstein - From the Marx Brothers and
Allen Sherman to Joan Rivers and Jerry
Seinfeld.
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Big Book of Jewish Humor; William
Novak, Moshe Waldoks (Photographer)
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101 Classic Jewish Jokes : Jewish Humor
from Groucho Marx to Jerry Seinfeld;
Robert Menchin, Joe Kohl (Illustrator)
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Jewish Humor : What the Best Jewish
Jokes Say About the Jews; Joseph
Telushkin
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A Treasury of Jewish Humor; Nathan
Ausubel(Editor)
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A Treasury of Jewish Folklore : Stories,
Traditions, Legends, Humor, Wisdom and
Folk Songs of the Jewish People;
Nathan Ausubel (Editor)
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